Are you a real boomer? February 21, 2022 Chief Editor You don’t know what boomer means You’re going on vacation to Brittany just for the fun x You show pictures of your children to anyone You already called the cops because the neighbors were too loud x You don’t know the McDonald’s menu You watch programs presented by Nagui x You have already spent a New Year in front of “The biggest cabaret in the world” Have you ever told someone to cover up before you go out? x You say “the Youtube” or “Goat face” You say “I sent you a WhatsApp” You put a sweater on your shoulders when you walk on the beach Watching videos of people playing video games is a concept that is totally beyond you. You iron your sheets and tea towels before putting them away Your first reaction when you see a tattoo is to say “Aren’t you afraid you’ll regret it?” You consider that today’s young people are all lazy You plan to build a house with your significant other You practice Sunday walks You change your Facebook profile picture every month. You have a Wanadoo or AOL address Have you ever had an orange for Christmas? You know how to convert prices into francs You have a guest room You still wear wraps You say “Since we knew you were coming, we didn’t mow the lawn” when your vegan cousin comes over for dinner You don’t own a festival goblet or a mustard glass You say “TocToc” instead of TikTok For you, anime is a kid thing You lead a fierce war against Anglicisms You have DVDs of Gad Elmaleh You like Anne Roumanoff For you, influencers better get a real job The jokes of “Samantha Oops!” always make you laugh so much The announcement of the end of “Plus Belle la vie” still makes you cry You discover the songs of the moment on the radio Watching the 8 p.m. news is an unmissable tradition The standing position is uncomfortable You breathe a sigh of relief when you sit in a chair You watch all the episodes of “Tomorrow belongs to us” You refuse a drink at 8 p.m. because you work the next day You already said “we can’t say anything more” You file your tax return in advance You still have a landline (and you use it) You keep your receipts and you REALLY do your accounts You know your security number by heart You open your mail in front of the mailbox You already said “it’s not what it used to be” For you, the words “sheguey” and “moulaga” have no meaning You never listen to music on public transport You buy your bread at the bakery every day You listen to France Inter while drinking your coffee You know all the street names in your city You got a cord on your sunglasses temples You already said “It’s class in Dallas” You wet your neck before swimming You know how to tell the time on a sundial You know how to find your way with the moss on the trees You do not panic in the event of a power cut because you know how to use your circuit breaker perfectly You understand all your banker’s questions You use the word “tancarville” You have planters on your balcony or a vegetable patch in your garden You never wait more than an hour before hanging up your laundry You present your health pass in paper format You can’t use your printer Can’t tell the difference between bluetooth and wifi You have a notebook where you write down all your passwords You ask to take a serious photo when we take a family photo You’re less leftist since you earn money Listening to Goldman, you say “that was real music” You look for promotions in Leclerc flyers Related Posts Trending News Top 10 of the strangest laws of the Middle Ages, a beautiful era Trending News Top 15 tips for successful foreplay Trending News Top 13 reasons to live in Portugal, paradise has a name Trending News Top 14 things to remember from the latest episode of Married at First Sight, season 6 episode… Trending News Top 9 actors whose life was screwed up by a series, thank you Game of Thrones Trending News Top 10 stars who are big boomers on the networks