Are you a real boomer?

You don’t know what boomer means

You’re going on vacation to Brittany just for the fun

You show pictures of your children to anyone

You already called the cops because the neighbors were too loud

You don’t know the McDonald’s menu

You watch programs presented by Nagui

You have already spent a New Year in front of “The biggest cabaret in the world”

Have you ever told someone to cover up before you go out?

You say “the Youtube” or “Goat face”

You say “I sent you a WhatsApp”

You put a sweater on your shoulders when you walk on the beach

Watching videos of people playing video games is a concept that is totally beyond you.

You iron your sheets and tea towels before putting them away

Your first reaction when you see a tattoo is to say “Aren’t you afraid you’ll regret it?”

You consider that today’s young people are all lazy

You plan to build a house with your significant other

You practice Sunday walks

You change your Facebook profile picture every month.

You have a Wanadoo or AOL address

Have you ever had an orange for Christmas?

You know how to convert prices into francs

You have a guest room

You still wear wraps

You say “Since we knew you were coming, we didn’t mow the lawn” when your vegan cousin comes over for dinner

You don’t own a festival goblet or a mustard glass

You say “TocToc” instead of TikTok

For you, anime is a kid thing

You lead a fierce war against Anglicisms

You have DVDs of Gad Elmaleh

You like Anne Roumanoff

For you, influencers better get a real job

The jokes of “Samantha Oops!” always make you laugh so much

The announcement of the end of “Plus Belle la vie” still makes you cry

You discover the songs of the moment on the radio

Watching the 8 p.m. news is an unmissable tradition

The standing position is uncomfortable

You breathe a sigh of relief when you sit in a chair

You watch all the episodes of “Tomorrow belongs to us”

You refuse a drink at 8 p.m. because you work the next day

You already said “we can’t say anything more”

You file your tax return in advance

You still have a landline (and you use it)

You keep your receipts and you REALLY do your accounts

You know your security number by heart

You open your mail in front of the mailbox

You already said “it’s not what it used to be”

For you, the words “sheguey” and “moulaga” have no meaning

You never listen to music on public transport

You buy your bread at the bakery every day

You listen to France Inter while drinking your coffee

You know all the street names in your city

You got a cord on your sunglasses temples

You already said “It’s class in Dallas”

You wet your neck before swimming

You know how to tell the time on a sundial

You know how to find your way with the moss on the trees

You do not panic in the event of a power cut because you know how to use your circuit breaker perfectly

You understand all your banker’s questions

You use the word “tancarville”

You have planters on your balcony or a vegetable patch in your garden

You never wait more than an hour before hanging up your laundry

You present your health pass in paper format

You can’t use your printer

Can’t tell the difference between bluetooth and wifi

You have a notebook where you write down all your passwords

You ask to take a serious photo when we take a family photo

You’re less leftist since you earn money

Listening to Goldman, you say “that was real music”

You look for promotions in Leclerc flyers