I feel like it’s hard to have a long attention span these days. The advent of social media and the internet and the constant barrage of information 24/7 has made even the most focused of people feel scattered now and again, right?
That said, some of us have always had a harder time than others, and if you’re someone who already thinks I’m talking too much and are wondering when I’m going to get to the point, these 12 tweets should be right up your alley.
We’re going to take them but we don’t have to like it.
Better to make that decision before bed, I think.
This is the most DC thing I’ve ever seen.
You know what you’ve gotten yourself into, Sir.
No one wants a crunchy biscuit.
And now you have, too. You’re welcome.
I’m pretty sure that’s right.
They keep trying, though.
Either that or he misspelled “annoying.”
Don’t @ me.
Or much more interesting ones than I, at any rate.
Maybe even an army.
It’s harder to make a funny short joke than a long one, I think.
What’s your favorite one-liner? Let’s keep up the short laughs in the comments!