Hey, shoutout to the weirdos out there, because I am one of you. Those strange jokes, the really strange senses of humor, the funny stuff that some people just don’t get – that’s me, too, y’all.
Which is exactly why I love all 10 of these completely strange jokes that for me, land exactly right. If people say you have a weird sense of humor, too, you should settle in and have a laugh with me.
As always, the more, the merrier.
And it will bruise you.
Just speaking objectively for people who’d rather not die.
They’re learning to research, aren’t they?
No one is arguing that’s not weird, my friend.
I just spit out my drink.
Unless you’re one of the lucky changelings among us.
It’s just so satisfying.
I’m sorry, it’s true.
Even the school bus driver, obviously.
Jeez, he’s got better things to do. Like, saving the world and stuff.
You can’t say these aren’t funny, right?
Oh, you can? But you wouldn’t, right? Because they actually were funny.
Okay, good. Glad we’re settled on that! Catastrophe avoided!
What’s your favorite niche of jokes on Twitter? Tell me down in the comments!